WWIB: Mom Jorts

Bottom biscuits aside, I think this hip-hugger mom jorts fad is finally the fashion trend that makes me realize I’m old. I’m officially the old person that “just doesn’t get it” and while I’m at it, your music sucks so hard. Like honestly, it’s the worst shit to ever come out in the history of music. […]

We Come In Peace

I think I’d give this guy a few bucks, but I’d probably structure it like a Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank deal so I know I’m not just wasting money. Alabama

PJs For Pimps

Pimpin’ Pajamas…for the pimp that knows how to keep his ho in line from the minute he rolls out of bed. Florida

String Cheese

Guess you could say she is a bit…strung out. Right? Get it? Lots of string like things on her. Ya know? Ehh whatever, take it or leave it. California