Moped Madness
Well that’s an adorable little backpack you’ve got there. I’m sure the rest of your moped gang thinks you’re just the cutest thing they’ve seen. Florida
Frilly Laced Crevices
As Martha Stewart once said, presentation is half the battle. At least I’m assuming she said something like that. I mean, it definitely sounds like some shit Martha would say, right? Anyway, those bottom biscuits with a little frill to them remind me of the fancy baskets and lace cloth grandmother’s put bread in. Obviously […]
A Dragon’s Tale
Hey Red, that’s not a chameleon slyly blending in there unnoticed, that’s a lizard on your damn head. Acting like the jester of dragons over here. Missouri
The Walking Emoji
I don’t trust anyone who texts with more than 1 or 2 emojis a day. It’s like those people that bring big ass signs to concerts and sporting events. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Remember that kiddos. California
