6 Foot, 7 Foot, 8 Foot
Ok Creepyville. Looking like that voodoo head shrinker from Beetlejuice drives that car. Get outtta here! Idaho
Half & Half
You can tell a real bro when it comes time to get his summertime beach bod on. That half of a shirt lets you know he’ll follow your rules to come in the store but just barely. Just barely. Ohio
Plug & Chug
Well that’s odd. I was just asking myself why more women don’t flash the old poop shoot more often, ya know? Of course you don’t, you’re a decent human being. Anyway, I know you can’t see it, but with the crystal butt plug in there her private parts look very similar to Sauron’s Eye. Just take […]
Back Crack Is Whack
That is so high it’s no longer a butt crack, it’s a back crack. I’m like 50/50 on whether that is your ass hair or neck hair, that’s how high up it looks. North Carolina
