WWIB: Thongs Galore

The thong song would need like 6 more verses to cover these girls. Georgia

The Mysterious Box

Turns out you pre-released the world premiere of your butthole. Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t like it. Florida

Tiny Dancer

I don’t trust bottom biscuits with that type of discoloration. Can’t be healthy for you. Nevada

Quiet The Haters

Take this dude out to California. He’ll end the drought in a day the way he makes everyone wet. Kentucky