Goat Games

Just a goat in a diaper in the backseat of a car in the Walmart parking lot. No big deal. We call that Wednesday around these parts. Nebraska
Bra Down

Ugh, you’re not even good at being a sloppy mess. California
50 Shades Of Bae

That looks like the most tortured ass in the history of tortured asses. Ohio
Free Rides

It is much cheaper than taking them to Six Flags or something. Colorado