Goat Games

Just a goat in a diaper in the backseat of a car in the Walmart parking lot. No big deal. We call that Wednesday around these parts. Nebraska

Bra Down

Ugh, you’re not even good at being a sloppy mess. California

50 Shades Of Bae

That looks like the most tortured ass in the history of tortured asses. Ohio

Free Rides

It is much cheaper than taking them to Six Flags or something. Colorado