Turd Vs. Terd

“Metal Turd” – maybe honesty isn’t the best policy. Kentucky
Red, White & Eww

Don’t wear red, white & blue. Ain’t nobody wanna have to salute your crack. Texas
Limited Edition

Looks like my new invoicing system is going well. Louisiana
Creepy Kitty

Guys like this is why cat people always lose the dog vs cat argument. Wisconsin