Day: July 6, 2015

American Power Dumper

You spent the 4th of July slamming hot dogs and beer. She spent the 4th pulling a school bus with her glutes. Oklahoma

Push It To The Limit

Just like a Nascar fence, that thong is built to be pushed to its limit of containment. South Dakota

The Lookout

Sweetie, it’s never a good thing when you need to hire a lookout man to make sure nobody can see straight down your poop chutewhile shopping. Texas