Poppin’ Collars, Not Dollars

It would probably be cheaper just to wear a shirt that says “Douchebag Bro” to let everyone know. Mississippi
Putting In Work

On a normal day he has trouble picking up his truck keys. When he puts that on I’ve seen him squat a school bus full of children…and I’m talking a full size bus, not one of the short ones. Murrica. Kentucky
In Da Club

Dis da (Sams) club girl. You old, she pregnant. Can’t have a bunch of old, pregnant bitches running around. Tennessee