It’s All Good
Well as long as your “girlfriend” said it’s okay I suppose we should all just pop a titty out for you. Then again who would have bet on a blow-up doll telling him he can’t see real boobs? Washington
A True Triple Double
Okay, I mean we all appreciate the extra care and attention you’re giving to not have us see your butt-crack, but even Lebron James would be jelly of the magnitude of this triple-double. West Virginia
Locked Down
Ok bud, settle down. No need to make such a visual statement on your married life. We get it….we all get it. Arkansas
C.R.E.A.M.
Oh My Gawd, I can’t wait until they put a woman on some U.S. paper currency. I’m gonna be rocking the shit out of some Harriet Tubman gear! Florida
