Thinkin’ Pink
You look like one of those online build-a-doll things that little girls can choose different outfits for the tops and bottoms. Not one anyone would pick mind you, but I think you get the picture here. Maryland
Super Potential
Perhaps Marvel or D.C. Comics would be interested in our pitch for Lizard Man? Indiana
Panty Patty
If you think you’re cool enough to start a new fashion trend, let me tell you, you’re not. Florida
Lotion Up
Well this is just flat-out awkward as hell. Not even sure what I’d tell you to do young lad. Good luck? New York
