Butterfly Kisses

It’s a good thing you’ve got that butterfly pattern on to show you’re approachable. It’s a nice counterbalance to the rest of your outfit that screams “I will spit in your face.” Iowa
Grip It & Rip It

Man that is a battle I’m glad I’m not fighting. It must be a serious one if you’re preparing for battle like that. Washington
Running In Dongs

False. Anyone who uses paper bags cannot possibly be “dripping in bitches”. Tennessee
Hail Mary

I’m sure the Virgin Mary would be suuuuuper excited to know her image is on a pair of leggings you dirt,y dirty sinner you. North Dakota