Emoji Elliot

You’re time has passed old friend. Trying to fit in with the younger crowd makes you stand out like a sore thumbs up emoji. Connecticut

#Yeasty

Somebody let the dough on those bottom biscuits rise a little too long… Louisiana

Guns Up

Might as well scar them for life early, amiright or amiright? Texas

The Jump Off

C’mon guys. You’re both missing the point of suspenders. They are meant to hold your pants up, not make it look like your ass crack is bungee jumping. Arizona & Florida