Not So Brite Future

Honest Critics Review: worst ballet ever. California
#Thongies

Thongs above the waistband is not a good look. What appears to be some sort of diaper or new tattoo protector thong is even less sexy. New York
The Driest B-Hole In The South

What the hell? First, I’m pretty sure dudes at the International Space Station even have a better way to dry their ass and they are floating in space. Secondly, and most importantly, you’re wasting your time. Have you ever tried to dry your hands using one of those things? Useless, it just pushes the water […]
Out Cold

Falling asleep at the wheel is not only dangerous, but appears extremely uncomfortable. North Carolina