Bow Knows
Perhaps instead of a ribbon and bow tattoo on your legs you should have used like some heavy duty chains and a vice-grip. Would have been more believable. North Carolina
Open Sesame
Somebody shut those blinds please…before I go blind. Missouri
Back In Black
This is for when you’re in mourning, but also still need to pay dem bills via twerking. Florida
Wanna Know?
Okie dokie. You wanna find out girl? Let’s find out. I’ll start the bidding at I have to pay you $100 to go away. Let the bidding begin! Indiana
