Zombie Nation

Funny story, we’d probably rather see you being eaten by zombies. Unknown
On-The-Go

What the heck lady? Stop accentuating those proportions. You look like a someone’s half eaten Go-Gurt! Kentucky
Little Knigga

Good luck to all your friends trying to explain why it’s okay to say your name out in public. Honestly, if it were me, we couldn’t even be friends because I know it would just eventually turn out terrible for my well-being. South Carolina
Front & Back

Taking the selfie to an entirely new level of self-love with that bedazzled jacket! I mean, I hate seeing myself in people’s photos, I can’t imagine rocking my face as a jacket! California