Feelin’ Sweepy

Silver lining – you sweep the floor as you walk so you save tons of money on cleaning supplies! Virginia

Purple Fuzz

Perhaps next time you can provide everyone with goggles…I request mine to be blacked out so I can’t see a thing. New York

Live & Uncensored

Looks like you need to increase the size of those black censorship bars Ohio

How She Rolls

I’d give her sass but I’m afraid she always has a frying pan just ready to smack me upside the head. Florida