Real Recognize Real

“It ain’t water playboy, it’s muh fuckin Grey Goose baby.” – Wow. Just wow. I’m about to tell you a true statement. Not like an over the top dramatic example of how I feel, but an honest to God true statement. – I would without a doubt, 100% not even trade you a bottle a […]

Peace Out

Okie dokie. Well I gave peace a chance and it let me down. Lets try war, that can’t possibly be any worse. California

Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am

Bam doesn’t have much going for him these days does he? First off, his name is Bam so there’s that. Then he got you as his “bitch”. Not a lot of people jelly of the Bam man right now. Florida

Red ‘Til I’m Dead

I’ll take who would look the creepiest reading a Disney story for $2,000 Alex. Kentucky