A Pair On A Pair

Just in case there was an extremely slight chance I would put my hands in there in the first place, that option has now been completely eliminated…Up in Walmart looking like Mrs. Jake The Snake Roberts. Illinois

Discounted Roast Beef

Fun fact I sadly feel the need to put out there because some people clearly don’t know – Shirts are not pants. Mind blown? Well it shouldn’t be. South Carolina

White With Foam

I think it’s pretty obvious these colors don’t run. Pennsylvania

Ferrari Fred

Listen old bro guy, we get it, you either really like Ferrari or have a Ferrari. No need to draw even more attention to the fact that you have a tiny pecker. We know. California