We’ve Gone Too Far

What the f*ck are you doing? Like honestly here, what is going through your mind? How do you just not have pants on? Did you put your sneakers on and be like “Oh crap I forgot pants! Guess it’s too late for that now, I’ve already got shoes on”? You weird me out and I […]
No Bologna

Looks like someone is trying to hide a big mess under the rug. Illinois
Hot Crossed Buns

CAUTION: Those bottom biscuits must have just come out of the oven because they say HOT. Texas
Scratch Like Nobody Is Watching

Man who goes to sleep with an itchy butt, wakes up with a smelly hand. Unknown