The Monty Python
I never thought the day would come that I would say I’d prefer someone to have snake print instead. Florida
Side Piece
Well Cinderalla, if you’re gonna wear a bunch of rags you’re bound to have a titty or two poppin’ out. Virginia
No Panties Patrick
Did you buy a magic eye shirt to distract me from your see-through white yoga shorts? You could be fighting an actual dinosaur right now and I’m still gonna be like “Holy sh*t that’s a dinosaur!! But why is that dude wearing yoga shorts?” Unknown
Stuntin’ Like My Daddy
Social media is a great thing. It’s a constant train wreck that lets you know where you sit on the “how f*cked up are you?” chart. Alabama
