Oooh YEAH!

Aww that’s too bad. The Macho Man Randy Savage really let himself go to shit. (RIP) Montana

Bend Or Break

Looks like someone filled the St. Louis arch with a bunch of asses. Not a good idea. Oklahoma

Right To The Face

This black pit of despair seems fitting for a Monday. You don’t want it to be here, I don’t want it to be here, but alas it’s here. Deal with it. New Hampshire

Elfin’ Around

That’s either an elf or Andre 3000 from Outkast. Either way I’m just gonna go ahead and move on to the next aisle. Mississippi