The Adult Version
It’s like technically you grew up but in reality you’re still a little kid driving your tiny Fisher Price car with your stuffed animals. Ohio
Past The Expiration Date
Those bottom biscuits are just a bit stale for my taste. Approximately 45 years too stale. Illinois
Party Time
What type of party are you going to wearing a bikini and heels? Don’t get me wrong, attending a Vegas pool party seems legit in that, but lets all go ahead and make peace with the fact that you aren’t a Vegas 10 and move on to the next bikini with heels option. Florida
Shorts & Pants
I mean, I know women can never decide on what to wear but this is pretty ridiculous. LL Cool J even thinks that’s too much leg showing. Oregon
