Holy Night

It’s like two Christmas trees getting you ready for the season….Hey! If people can find Jesus in burnt toast, I can find Christmas trees in booty shorts. Nevada
Lil’ Bunny

Is there like a minor league system for Playboy Bunnies? Iowa
I Can’t Get Up

It’s like when you seem something falling in slow motion. It’s just slipping through your fingers, and you want to stop it but it’s just too late. Pennsylvania
A Big Hunk O’ Love

I guess you could say….Elvis has just left the building. Ehhhh ohhhh! Put it on the board! Ahh thank you. Thank you very much. Georgia