Rodent Rhonda
Is that a mouse or a rat in your purse? I’m not sure the difference, and to be frank I really don’t care. You are gross either way girl. Florida
Straight Up Crack
Looks like those bottom biscuits have turned moldy. Time to throw ’em out! Unknown
Hair On Hair
With all the moons in all the galaxies in the entirety of space, I don’t think we will ever discover one that hairy. Idaho
50 Shades Of White
Ohhh you were so close to being just pasty white enough where it would look like you’re wearing an entire white shirt. Dangit. Looks like you came up….short? Oregon
