Lil’ Joey

Considering Tennessee isn’t even close to Australia I’m going to assume you stole that kangaroo from the local zoo. So if any zoo is missing a little joey, Walmart should be the first place you should look. Seems logical. Tennessee
Back In The Day

You look like the person who invented sagging back in the 90’s and are still trying to hold onto it like it isn’t foolish. Tennessee
Zero

Listen lady, you didn’t need to actually spell it out with your jersey there; the Kid Rock booty shorts already told us you have no f*cks to give. Michigan
The Exact Opposite

I find it odd that they patterned that bra off of a swift, majestic & proud animal like the cheetah….because you’re none of that. Nevada