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I don’t even know what to say here. A quarter of your beard is missing and your muff tickler is crooked. You are a mess bro. Unknown
The Struggle Is Real

The Oakland Raiders have a section called ‘The Black Hole’ in their stadium. They also haven’t made the playoffs since 2002. Therefore their team has played about as well as what comes out of the black holes that we frequently see on this site. California
Smooth As Eggs

It’s going to take that whole shelf to get me drunk enough to want to sleep with you bud. Those smooth buttcheeks don’t hurt though… Florida
Sexy Time

Sadly Borat wore it better… Florida