The Power The Booty
This isn’t Comic-Con and you aren’t any sort of superhero. Dat ass doe? That might have superpowers, I’m not gonna lie. Ohio
WWIB: Double Whammy
We got ourselves a BOGO in aisle strange. Which look would you go with? Less hair, less color or more hair waaay more color? Michigan
White Ale Wedding
Let’s all take a big jump (and I’m talking a big jump) and ignore the general part of you having a Walmart wedding….You’re gonna have it in the beer aisle? Not even the Home & Garden section for some decoration? Going straight for the beer garden instead? Okie dokie. Ohio
Walt Life
Even Walt Disney himself would give you an odd, out of the corner of his eye look that says “You’re a little weird man. Bring it down a notch or two.” Unknown
