Last Ride

Okay, I’m a little torn on this one. On one side I think it’s awesome you’re buddy or whoever is taking you on one last ride. On the other side I’m a little creeped out there is a dead body right there and with one bad turn you can make the evening news. Kentucky
Beyond A Sag

Where is the line that separates “sagging” and “pants fell off”? Personally, if there is a slight chance I can see your balls from behind I think we’ve hit the latter stage. Ohio
Real Beauty

Maybe they are turning Raggedy Ann into a horror film? Unknown
The Color Of Freedom

In America we like to showcase our shit-kickers so everyone can see us stomp you out. Texas