Mouse In The House
It looks like someone threw a mouse at you so hard that it just stuck to the back of your head. Who would have thought one person would ever get to say that to another? Idaho
Precious Cargo
I know it’s every girl’s dream to walk down the aisle…at Walmart…next to a guy in cargo shorts. Indiana
On Layaway
I tend to try and look at things on the positive side. For instance, this would look hella intimidating if it were peeking out from a Gladiator Helmet. Georgia
Chester The Jester
Ah yes, the alcoholic bat/troll/fairy/jester I’ve heard so much about…and by “heard so much about” I clearly mean I’ve probably seen you on WTFtattoos.com. Illinois
