Under Pressure

Well I don’t need a machine to know my blood pressure is boiling. Oklahoma
Burn Baby Burn

OHHHH GOD!!!!! It burns just looking at it. I’m gonna go sit in a tub of aloe right now. Missouri
Great Value Brand

Walmart titties…They’re like everything else you get at Walmart. Close to the real deal, but always kinda worse. Louisiana
Crazy Cats

I’d say I’m surprised but I’m fairly confident that by law that hat and fanny pack come with the purchase of the “crazy cat lady” t-shirt. New York