Vag Vs. Van

Considering men will pretty much stick their penises in anything, you better watch your tailpipe with a sticker like that… Pennsylvania

Flying High

I’m going to assume that little fanny pack is filled with unicorns, rainbows and lots and lots of weed. Unknown

Instant Lunch

If you paid more than 20 cents for those Ramen noodles ma’am, then you need to find a new stylist. South Carolina

Hands Free

Ain’t nobody got time to hold their phone with all of these low prices! Arkansas