The Halloweenie

Guess they did decide to come out with a Pumpkin Spice Douche for the fall. California

In My Wife Beat

Not that many people can rock out the wife beater belly-shirt. I’m thinking, really jacked dudes like the Rock and every Guido from the late 80’s. Unknown

The Kiddos

Turns out just about everybody can have kids. Doesn’t take much brains to do it either. North Carolina & Washington

The Bruce Is Loose

I’m very scared at the thought of how much actual danger I would have to be in before I’d let this Batman attempt to save me. Maryland