Minnie Elvis
Mr. Minnie Mouse over here looking like Mickey Mouse and Elvis Presley had a love child. New Mexico
The Cowgirls
I guess that’s more creative than writing “annoying asshole” on your head…Try not to hurt yourself like the rest of your squad. Texas
Mop Top
You see a crazy haircut. I see someone creatively stealing a mop. I’m a glass half-full kinda guy. Georgia
Looks Legit
Hell yes I’ll buy that ziplock baggie full of Sour Patch Kids. No reason for concern here. In fact it will make it easier for me when I pass out loose unwrapped candy to all the neighborhood kids for Halloween. Colorado
