In The Limelight
Listen bud, I’m not a chick so perhaps I’m not the best person to be giving you tips, but I have to say lime green doesn’t even look good on actual limes. Illinois
Right Near Da Beach
At first I was ready for you to hook me up with a coconut rum drink and start fire-dancing or something cool like that but I don’t see the beach and those boots don’t look very tropical either. So now I’ve got no excuses for you; you’re on your own now. Florida
Bag Of Bad Decisions
Honestly, it’s just a matter of time before there is a warning sign in the produce section that has a silhouette of a kid with a bag on their head and a big red circle with a line through it. New York
Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!
Crossing my fingers someone bashes her on the head with a club and drags her by the hair out of my eyesight. Tennessee
