Clench It
Looks like you’re trying to hide some contraband up there missy. I’m gonna need you to relax, take a few deep breaths, squat down and cough 3 times. Louisiana
What Happened Here?!
For those times when the jars break but those green gloves turn you on. Unknown
#GuttaBitch
In case the house arrest bracelet wasn’t enough for us to know that you were a “Gutta Bitch”, thanks for spelling it out for us. Sadly that kid is so far behind the 8-ball he’s on an entirely different table. Florida
No Pants, No Problem
I can see the allure of not wearing pants as you scooter on through Wally World. Let people know you’re an O.G. while at the same time getting a nice breeze through your nether regions. California
