The Stall

Has anyone in the history of the world gotten laid from a number found in a bathroom stall? I honestly couldn’t even imagine the amount of penicillin it would take for me to even want to have sex with someone that has their number up in a public dumper! Texas

WWIB: The Spoiled Queen

How are pants with booty writing still a thing? This is probably the first time in my life I wish I was illiterate. Ohio

Private Parts

Who would have thought we would be able to see boobies and pussy just by looking at your back. Almost seems like you’re an answer to a riddle. Georgia

The Unsuspecting Member

Did 50 Cent and crew put out an ad for a new squad member that must look like a college professor? California