Let It Slide
Wow, you’ll really stop all those thieves from breaking into your car now. It’s common knowledge that thieves can’t unlock sliding locks. That’s why they have so much trouble in public restrooms. Ohio
The Wading Bird
When you walk into the salon and ask for the flamingo…. Massachusetts
Keep On Rollin’
That’s a sweet look…if you’re a cartoon character that’s about to grow wheels and roll away. What the hell are you doing man? Michigan
Sock It To Me
Wowzers. Those socks look like runway lights to a place I don’t want my plane to ever land. Illinois
