Feel For Lumps, Save Your Bumps
I have no idea what the Confederate flag and used auto parts have to do with “saving the tatas” but since it’s October we won’t question it and we’ll just support it. Georgia
#CandyCorn
Just because poodles don’t look ridiculous enough on their own you go ahead and shave and paint your dog into a walking Peach Ring. Find a better hobby. Nebraska
No Nip
Just 90% titty and 10% shirt right there. It’s almost like your boobies are holding your shirt in place and not the other way around. Texas
Ho-Ho-Holiday Season
Santa is just rubbing it in that he is still on vacation after 10 months. Get to work dude. Can’t you see the stores are already prematurely prepping for your holiday?!?! Oklahoma
