The Bad Disguise

Those camo booty shorts are quite the oxymoron you’ve got going on here. The camo is supposed to hide everything but those bottom biscuits scream “look at this ass!!!” I just can’t figure you out girl. West Virginia

A Slippery Slope

Don’t ya hate it when your fupa gets all greasy and makes your pants slip off?…Well I certainly know I hate it when it happens to other people, I can tell you that much. California

#Boredom

Holy OCD!!!! If that’s your idea of a good time feel free to come over to my house at any time and straighten it up. I’d be happy to know where anything I own belongs. Connecticut