Day: November 6, 2015

A Red Flag

Whether it’s heritage or hate, you still look like a jackass parading around the deli section with your Confederate flag. Indiana

Hey Mustache

If every person you know doesn’t call you mustache face then they have failed us all. Alaska

Good With The Bad

– Bad news: Whatever you did with that Jimmy Cap in a Walmart bathroom is absolutely disgusting and you nasty. – Good news: The type of person that would use a condom in a Walmart bathroom isn’t procreating. Colorado