Dick The Halls

Sure, everyone wants to get all offended by Starbucks cups but nobody in the media seems concerned about the big dildo hanging around the Christmas tree! Mississippi
Sag On Sag

Saggin’ Level: Expert. Oklahoma
Seeing Red

RedBum RedBum….See, so much more terrifying than redrum. New York
The Who

Ah yes, it’s that time of year that you only look 80% insane because we think you look like a character from Whoville instead of your usual weirdo look. Oregon