Fresh Out

I can’t for the life of me think of anything that important at Walmart that I need to get there straight from the hospital without even changing. Like maybe if they said “We’ve kidnapped your family you better get your ass here!” I’d rush over, but I still like to think I’d grab my clothes […]
WWIB: The Pumpking

It’s that time of year when pumpkins stop being scary and start being delicious pies. Which Jack ass O-lantern would you take home to bake? Colorado
Fight For The Cure

I couldn’t have said it any better blowjob. Arizona
Where The Wild Things Are

Is it a tail? Or did a Wild Thing jump up into her ass? The world may never know. New York