The Love Circus

See, I can understand someone’s deep dark fear of clowns if they attended the Love Circus. Ohio
Assquake

Girl you got one of dem asses people just want to follow around!!!….Oh, no I didn’t mean that in a good way. No, not at all. I meant they follow you around to take pictures to send in to us. Florida
Here’s Your Sign

I’ve got nothing against people that need scooters, especially the elderly….What I do have a thing for however, is irony. Someone running into a glasses stand tickles me deep down inside and I enjoy it. Texas
Burn One Down

If you’re digging in a Walmart smoker’s post to find a cigarette….IT’S TIME TO QUIT!!!! New Mexico