Sweet Meat Treat

Oh thank God, seeing all that white meat reminded me I have to take my Thanksgiving turkey out today to thaw. Florida

Tale Of Two Jakes

Jake from Walmart is like waaaay different than Jake from State Farm. Unknown

A Pimpalicious Selfie

That’s it. It’s over! The selfie era is now officially done. Nobody anywhere in the whole world will ever be able to have a better selfie than this dude with the legend Willy The Pimp! Somebody contact Apple and tell them they can get rid of the reverse camera now. LEGEND. Florida

Mountain Of A Minion

Sir, I’m sure you didn’t know this but unfortunately for you the Minions have made wearing yellow shirts with overalls a bit of an attention grabber in normal society today.  On one hand you’re a grown man looking like an animated creature, on the other hand I love the Minions so I actually think you’re […]