Itchy & Scratchy

That’s a poor attempt of covering up your panties. Works about as well as a 3 year old that hides behind see-through drapes during Hide-N-Seek. Texas

Whack B-Crack

At what point is it no longer showing some plumber’s crack and it just turns out to you being one big asshole? Kansas

Blue To A Fault

This dude’s love for Walmart is literally bursting from his mind! Unknown

Forever Unclean

He needs some flexibility in case ISIS invades the shitter and he has to roundhouse kick a punk ass. New York