The Crue Member

I know Motley Crue did a ton of partying back in the day, but I was unaware that one of them impregnated Bruce Wayne’s mother. North Carolina

The Thumbsucker

When you buy the cutest pair of panties but have nobody to show them off to… Florida

Hug It Out

Dear Canada, we know you’re the nicest people in the world already. You don’t have to prove it with trust hugs, eh? Canada