A Little Somethin’ Somethin’

Just another Public Service Announcement to remind everyone to check yourself before you wreck yourself. Pennsylvania
The Crue Member

I know Motley Crue did a ton of partying back in the day, but I was unaware that one of them impregnated Bruce Wayne’s mother. North Carolina
The Thumbsucker

When you buy the cutest pair of panties but have nobody to show them off to… Florida
Hug It Out

Dear Canada, we know you’re the nicest people in the world already. You don’t have to prove it with trust hugs, eh? Canada