Jurassic Swamp

Seems totally legit. Who do I give all of my money to? Wisconsin
Sheep Shopping

Oddly enough, with what I’ve seen at Walmart, there is a good chance Little Bo Peep’s sheep are actually there somewhere. Colorado
Training Day

I hope this is just how you slowly train to work your way up to walking on stilts, because if not I’m openly rooting for you to bite it and fall into a canned goods display. Unknown
Selfie Control

I must be the only one left on the planet that still feels like a total dildo taking a selfie of myself. Grown ass man with no chill. Ya look foolish. New Jersey