The Back Bandit

Your slutty back looks like a sleepy cartoon bank robber. Carry on. Illinois

That WTF Look

My wife would probably be pissed, but I would 100% clear my entire bank account just to be inside the head of that dude in camo right now and hear his thoughts. Arkansas

The Royal Rumble

Blanket Monster vs. Fuck the USA. Now I’m not sure who the good guy is in this movie, but I’m thinking this is like a low budget Godzilla where you root for the creature destroying things. Oklahoma

Clean It Up

Accessories make the outfit. Real talk right there. Oklahoma