4 Days Until Christmas
Sometimes Santa goes into neighborhoods and his sleigh would look super out of place, so he’s got a little more chill ride to go in incognito. Texas
Queen Of The Jungle
Got that ripped leopard print like you’re about to film a Tarzan porn parody. Florida
Poopy Pants
Didn’t quite make it, not even trying to fake it. That’s how bad it must be telling his lady friend he doesn’t want to shop with her. The fear that must be inside him. Chilling. New Jersey
Betty Lou Who
The people of Whoville just aren’t as cutesy when they grow up and move away from the herd. Washington
