3 Days ‘Til Christmas
Listen, I’ve lived in South Carolina for quite some time now and I’ve yet to get a big wet one on the lips. I’m pretty sure you’re just trying to trick people into making out with you. Lights or no lights, I’m not buying it. South Carolina
Gobble ‘Til You Wobble
Poor little sucker has no idea what’s coming… Massachusetts
Captain Kuntz
If you put all 3 of them together, that’s a pretty good rip on someone. In fact, I might start using that. Unknown
Death Becomes Her
Who needs dreams or a soul or bananas when you’ve got death so close to you. Texas
